Greetings! I am Sebastian Michaelis. I happen to be expecting a child. That's what you get for being a demon! But I will not allow the child to interfere with my duties.

(This is an independent RP blog. It is not canon to the anime/manga Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji. It is merely a crack Mpreg! blog. Please don't take this seriously and have fun!)

(I am also prone to going into random pregnancy feels. You have been warned!)

(If I have an ongoing RP, please put in "theexpectingbutler" or "expectingbutler" in the tags. I will be able to find them easier like that. Thank you)

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dropeverything-n0w:

baked avocado eggs

recipe HERE

fitnetix:

Avocado and Poached Egg Toast….Instant Drool.

vegan-yums:

avocado hummus

"We must go. Do take care."

say-woof says: Gropes ass.

say-woof:

expectingbutler:

expectingbutler:

"You got yourself a donkey now?"

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"Only when you splash me with water and bitch about how hot or cold it is."

{ ♚; — "How about next time you get in the bath with me? Then you’ll really be wet."

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"No, thank you."

say-woof says: Gropes ass.

say-woof:

expectingbutler:

say-woof:

expectingbutler:

expectingbutler:

"You got yourself a donkey now?"

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"… Depends on the mood."

{ ♚; — "Huh." Rub. Rub. Rub. "What DOES turn you on besides cats?"

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"Nothing." he looked at his book.

{ ♚; — "So you never looked at me and got so wet?"

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"Only when you splash me with water and bitch about how hot or cold it is."

warrior-lie-ren:

expectingbutler:

warrior-lie-ren:

expectingbutler:

warrior-lie-ren:

Hi bored.

are you preparing your dad jokes early mr demon butler

Why yes I am. Am I doing good?

unfortunately so

Good. I’ve done my job well.

sQUINTS

*grins*

say-woof says: Gropes ass.

say-woof:

expectingbutler:

expectingbutler:

"You got yourself a donkey now?"

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"… Depends on the mood."

{ ♚; — "Huh." Rub. Rub. Rub. "What DOES turn you on besides cats?"

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"Nothing." he looked at his book.

warrior-lie-ren:

expectingbutler:

warrior-lie-ren:

Hi bored.

are you preparing your dad jokes early mr demon butler

Why yes I am. Am I doing good?

unfortunately so

Good. I’ve done my job well.

warrior-lie-ren:

Hi bored.

are you preparing your dad jokes early mr demon butler

Why yes I am. Am I doing good?

say-woof says: Gropes ass.

say-woof:

expectingbutler:

say-woof:

expectingbutler:

expectingbutler:

"You got yourself a donkey now?"

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"Very."

{ ♚; — "Whoo~!" He backed away and continued the massage. "Still, I’m being serious…" A long pause. "So, when you get turned on, does both your vagina and penis get excited?"

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"…"

{ ♚; — " … ?"

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"… Depends on the mood."

Anonymous says: Are you feeling okay?

"I feel just fine."

For the next five questions my Muse can not tell a lie.

Abuse this.

watchdogsbutler says: *off anon, because i don't follow the rules* I follow you because, I love the way you interpret Sebastian so flawlessly. You inspire me.

say-woof says: Gropes ass.

say-woof:

expectingbutler:

expectingbutler:

"You got yourself a donkey now?"

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"Very."

{ ♚; — "Whoo~!" He backed away and continued the massage. "Still, I’m being serious…" A long pause. "So, when you get turned on, does both your vagina and penis get excited?"

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"…"